Friday, May 30, 2008

Have an Optimistic Day

It's dazzling, the way thought is presented.









































I certainly thought this was enlightening. Beyond our sun ... It's a big universe.


































Antares is the 15th brightest star in the sky. It is more than 1000 light years away.
Now how big are you? And, how big are the things that will upset you today? Or, for that matter, the things that are important?

KEEP LIFE IN PERSPECTIVE!
Have a Great Day and Worriless Life

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Plz help him if U have a heart

Hi,
I am Vijay Mallya. My team has lost IPL. I had invested 400 cr but now I am doomed. I don't know you but U can help me overcome my loss. I request all the techies to drink Kingfisher beer instead of tea or coffee while on work. This will not only help me overcome my loss but also increase your creativity and hence productivity. If U have heart please forward this to all your friends. Plz do not delete it. I promise u all a better team in the coming season. Don't drink and drive, Drink and code...
Vijay Mallya

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Re-use of Old Pc's










Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tongue Twisters !!!

Don't blame me if your tongue get struck, :-)

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

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5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .

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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw .....

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Patanjali on vegetarianism..

Patanjali is logical and rational, mathematical, scientific. He does not ask any faith. He asks only for the courage to experiment, courage to move, courage to take a jump into the unknown. He does not say, “Believe and then you will experience.” He says, “Experience and then you will believe.” And he has made a structure of how to proceed step by step. His path is not haphazard; it is not like a labyrinth, it is like a superhighway. Everything is clear and the shortest possible route. But you have to follow it in every detail, otherwise you will move out of the path and into the wilderness.

That’s why I say he is logical, and you will see how he is logical. He starts from the body because you are rooted in the body. He starts and works with your breathing because your breathing is your life. First he works on the body, then he works on the prana – the second layer of existence – your breathing; then he starts working on thoughts.

Patanjali says your body must be changed first. When your body changes then your breathing can be changed. When your breathing changes then your thoughts can be changed. And when your thoughts change then you can be changed.

You may not have observed that you are a close-knit system of many layers. If you are running, then your breathing changes because more oxygen is needed. When you are running your breathing changes, and when your breathing changes your thoughts immediately change.

In Tibet they say if you are angry, then just run. Do two or three rounds of your house, and then come back and see where your anger has gone – because if you run fast your breathing changes; if your breathing changes your thought pattern cannot remain the same, it has to change.

There is no need to run: you can simply take five deep breaths – exhale, inhale – and see where your anger has gone. It is difficult to change anger directly. It is easier to change the body, then the breathing, then the anger. This is a scientific process. That is why Patanjali is scientific. Nobody else has been so scientific.

If you go to Buddha he will say, “Drop anger.” Patanjali will never say...he will say if you have anger, that means you have a breathing pattern which helps anger, and unless that breathing pattern is changed you cannot drop anger. You may do, with struggle, but that is not going to help, or it may take a very long time. Unnecessary. So he will watch your breathing pattern, the breathing rhythm, and if you have a certain breathing rhythm that means you have a certain body posture for it.

The grossest is the body and the subtlest is the mind. Don’t start from the subtle because it will be more difficult. It is vague, you cannot grasp it. Start with the body. That’s why Patanjali starts with body postures.

You may not have observed, because we are so unalert in life, that whenever you have a certain mood in the mind you have a certain body posture associated with it. If you are angry, can you sit relaxed? – impossible. If you are angry your body posture will change, if you are attentive then your body posture will change, if you are sleepy your body posture will change.

If you are completely silent you will sit buddha-like, you will walk buddha-like. If you walk buddha-like, you will feel a certain silence merging within your heart. A certain silent bridge is being created by your buddha-like walk. Just sit under a tree like a buddha. Just sit, just the body: suddenly you will see that your breathing is changing – it is more relaxed, it is more harmonious. When the breathing is harmonious and relaxed, you will feel the mind is less tense. There are less thoughts, less clouds, more space, more sky. You will feel a silence in and out, flowing.

If you want to change the body posture, Patanjali will say change your food habits, because every food habit creates subtle body postures. If you are a meat-eater you cannot sit buddha-like. If you are non-vegetarian your posture will be different, if you are vegetarian your posture will be different – because the body is built by your food. It is not an accident. Whatsoever you are putting in the body, the body will reflect it.

So for Patanjali vegetarianism is not a moralist cult, it is a scientific method. When you eat meat you are not only taking food, you are allowing a certain animal from which the meat has come to enter in you. The meat was part of a particular body, the meat was part of a particular instinct pattern. The meat was the animal just a few hours before, and that meat carries all the impressions of the animal, all the habits of the animal. When you are eating meat your many attitudes will be affected by it.

And if you are sensitive you can become aware that whenever you eat certain things, certain changes immediately come. You can take alcohol and then you are not the same, immediately a new personality has come in. Alcohol cannot create a personality but it changes your body pattern, the body chemistry is changed. With the change of the body chemistry the mind has to change its pattern, and when the mind changes pattern a new personality has come in.

It can happen, it happens every day.... Whatsoever you eat changes you, whatsoever you drink changes you because body is a great part; ninety percent, you are your bodies.

Patanjali is scientific because he takes note of everything – the food, the posture, the way you sleep, the way you get up in the morning, when you get up in the morning, when you go to sleep. He takes note of everything so that your body becomes a situation for something higher.Then he takes note of your breathing. If you are sad you have a different rhythm of the breathing. Just note it down. You try; you can have a very beautiful experiment. Whenever you are sad just watch your breath – how much time you take in inhalation and then how much time you take in exhalation. Just note it down. Just count numbers inside: one, two, three, four, five.... You count to five and the inhalation is over. Then you count – it comes to ten and the exhalation is over. Just watch it minutely so you can come to know the ratio. Then whenever you feel happy immediately try that sad pattern – five, ten – and the happiness will disappear.

The reverse is also true. Whenever you feel happy note it down how you are breathing, and whenever you feel sad try that pattern. Immediately, sadness will disappear, because mind cannot exist in a vacuum. It exists in a system, and breathing is the deepest system for the mind.

Breath is thought. If you stop breathing, immediately thoughts stop. Try it for a second. Stop the breathing. Immediately there is a break in the thinking process; the process is broken. Thinking is the invisible part of the visible breathing.

That’s what I mean when I say Patanjali is scientific. He is not a poet. If he says, “Don’t eat meat,” he is not saying it because eating meat is violence, no. He is saying it because eating meat is self-destructive. There are poets who say to be non-violent is beautiful; Patanjali says to be non-violent is to be healthy, to be non-violent is to be selfish. You are not having compassion on somebody else, you are having compassion on yourself.

He is concerned with you – and the transformation. And you cannot change things just by thinking about change, you have to create the situation. Otherwise, all over the world love has been taught, but love exists nowhere because the situation doesn’t exist. How can you be loving if you are a meat-eater? If you are eating meat, the violence is there. And with such a deep violence how can you be loving? Your love will be just false. Or, it may be just a form of hate.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Warm Hands...

Thursday, May 22, 2008

HUSBAND of the YEAR Awards, :-)

Two that make Honorable Mention...


3rd Place goes to: Turkey











2nd Place goes to: Serbia










And the winner of the husband of the year is: Ireland !!













Ya gotta love the Irish as they are true romantics as if you look , he's holding her hand!

You must be wondering why Indian husbands and not here , :-) ???

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Life Saving Tips - Heart Attack

Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're driving home alone after an unusually hard day on the job.You're really tired, and frustrated……


Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw.You are only five miles from the hospital nearest your home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far

YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED IN CPR, BUT THE GUY THAT CONDUCTED THE COURSE DID NOT TELL YOU HOW TO PERFORM IT ON YOURSELF !!!

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE?

SINCE MANY PEOPLE ARE ALONE WHEN THEY SUFFER A HEART ATTACK, WITHOUT HELP, THE PERSON WHOSE HEART IS BEATING IMPROPERLY AND WHO BEGINS TO FEEL FAINT, HAS ONLY ABOUT 10 SECONDS LEFT BEFORE LOSING CONSCIOUS

WHAT TO DO ??

DONT PANIC & START COUGHING REPEATEDLY & VERY VIGOROUSLY.

A DEEP BREATH SHOULD BE TAKEN BEFORE EACH COUGH, THE COUGH MUST BE DEEP AND PROLONGED, AS WHEN PRODUCING SPUTUM FROM DEEP INSIDE THE CHEST. A BREATH AND A COUGH MUST BE REPEATED ABOUT EVERY TWO SECONDS WITHOUT LET-UP UNTIL HELP ARRIVES, OR UNTIL THE HEART IS BEATING NORMALLY.

DEEP BREATHS GET OXYGEN INTO THE LUNGS AND COUGHING MOVEMENTS SQUEEZE THE HEART AND KEEP THE BLOOD CIRCULATING. THE SQUEEZING PRESSURE ON THE HEART ALSO HELPS IT REGAIN NORMAL RHYTHM. IN THIS WAY, HEART ATTACK VICTIMS CAN GET TO A NEAREST HOSPITAL

TELL AS MANY OTHER PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT THIS. IT COULD SAVE THEIR LIVES !!! DON'T EVER THINK THAT YOU ARE NOT PRONE TO HEART ATTACK AS YOUR AGE IS LESS THAN 25 OR 30. NOWADAYS DUE TO THE CHANGE IN THE LIFE STYLE, HEART ATTACK IS FOUND AMONG PEOPLE OF ALL AGE GROUPS.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

My First Blog !!!

Well, I am lost as to how to start, but let me give it a shot !!!

As my very first blog entry, I think it would be appropriate to introduce myself. My name is Ramesh. However, since its a very common name, I am always called as Ramesh Palani, where the second name is my Surname. I am a native of Chennai, India & now living in Bangalore. I had been in Singapore for more than 8+ yrs & returned to homeland for good. I am working in a MNC in Bangalore as a Senior Delivery Manager.

I am not a good writer, but I happened to see a few blogs and felt the usefulness of it and understood the fact that its not always about descriptive writing. As in today's world everything is fast & we somehow get to miss minor things, I feel we can use this forum to get to know some of them. Some might b important to know, some funny, some might have a serious message too. I will at times get philosophical, so be wary of it.

Still I get familiar with this BLOG, you got to bear with me, :-)