This is how corporate world functions ???
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast.
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you".
Welcome to the corporate world !!!
Not all RULES can be Followed !
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got it straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed, "Darling............. My name is John Darling."
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . ...", :-)
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